Be Yourself

Be Yourself

Be Yourself


Ever since I was a little kid, I didn't want to be me. I wanted to be
Billie Widdleton and Billie Widdleton didn't even like me. I walked
like he walked, I talked like he talked, and I signed up for the same
high school he signed up for...which was when Billie changed. He began
to hang around Herby Verderman. He walked like Herby and he talked like
Herby. He mixed me all up! I began to walk like Billie Widdleton,
walking and talking like Herby Venderman. And then it dawned on me that
Herby Vanderman walked and talked like Joey Haverlin. And Joey walked
and talked like Corky Sabinson. So here I am walking and talking like
Billie Widdleton's imitation of Herby Vanderman's version of Joey
Haverlin, trying to walk and talk like Corky Sabinson. And who do you
think Corky Sabinson is always walking and talking like, of all people:
Doepy Willington, that little pest who walks and talks like ME!
-Unknown Author