Dieses Jahr neu im Kino

Re: Dieses Jahr neu im Kino

Da bin ich aber mal gespannt, ob der so ein Großereignis wird wie die beiden Vorgänger...


(Da gab es echt einen zweiten? )

Re: Dieses Jahr neu im Kino

Noch viel besser als der erste! Der zweite war nämlich eine getreue Umsetzung der Vorlage.¹ Ooh ja. Mit allem drum und dran.


¹ The Horror! THE HORROR!


‘In general, Bumblebee Man only speaks in simple, over-enounced Spanish sentences. His catchphrases of choice are typically “Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!” (“I don’t like it!”), “Ay, ay, ay, no es bueno!” (“That’s not good!”) and “Ay, Dios no me ama!” (“God doesn’t love me!”)’

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Ballista-Backstabbing?

Re: Dieses Jahr neu im Kino

Alles, was einem schon am Spielertisch bescheuert vorkommt, auf der Leinwand aber noch viel mehr.


‘In general, Bumblebee Man only speaks in simple, over-enounced Spanish sentences. His catchphrases of choice are typically “Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!” (“I don’t like it!”), “Ay, ay, ay, no es bueno!” (“That’s not good!”) and “Ay, Dios no me ama!” (“God doesn’t love me!”)’

Re: Dieses Jahr neu im Kino

Nachtrag zu eins drüber:

Zitat:
There Will Never Be a Good D&D Movie

No matter how many people wish there to be one.

It just isn't possible.

I want to make my own D&D movie, which will be the definitive D&D movie. It will feature a bunch of older teenage malcontents who don't want to grow up on the farm or apprenticing into their fathers' professions, so they go looking for some fame and fortune in a cave. After an hour of poking floors and walls with a big stick (if the game is one of exploration, it wouldn't be proper to truncate it with a montage, now would it?), one will die when a big spider bites him, three more will die when some goblins rush them from the darkness, and the other four will die when a wandering evil magic-user surprises them from behind with a sleep spell and cuts all their throats.

The sequel will be another group of people, completely unrelated to the first although they all seem to have similar personalities as the deceased forerunners, having a more successful expedition to that same cave. The end of the film will feature the stunning climax of the group killing the wizard and his evil henchmen while suffering minimal casualties, finding a booby-trapped chest under a hidden flagstone, splitting up some coins and gems, and going home.

That'll be some thrilling cinema, for sure. But it'll be as D&D as anything ever put to film.Von hier: http://lotfp.blogspot.com/2008/12/there-will-never-be-good-d-movie.html


‘In general, Bumblebee Man only speaks in simple, over-enounced Spanish sentences. His catchphrases of choice are typically “Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!” (“I don’t like it!”), “Ay, ay, ay, no es bueno!” (“That’s not good!”) and “Ay, Dios no me ama!” (“God doesn’t love me!”)’

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Hm, bei der ganzen Renoviererei muß jemand das "Geht in den neuen X-Men Film!" Schild weggeräumt haben.
Kommt davon wenn man es nicht ordnungsgemäß mit einem ABUS-Schloß ankettet.

Oder war da etwa noch keins? Potzblitz, dann aber hurtig.

*pinsel schwing*

"Dagegen!"
...
Nein, das war das falsche Schild im falschen Forum.
...

"Geht in den neuen X-Men Film, der ist richtig klasse!"

*pinsel wegräume*

Doch, der macht richtig Spaß. Sehr empfehlenswert.


Without communications, all I control is my desk, and that is not a very lethal weapon."
Gen. T.S. Power, CINCSAC, May 1959

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Zitat: Lechuan
"Geht in den neuen X-Men Film, der ist richtig klasse!"Ganz ehrlich?






Versprochen?


‘In general, Bumblebee Man only speaks in simple, over-enounced Spanish sentences. His catchphrases of choice are typically “Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!” (“I don’t like it!”), “Ay, ay, ay, no es bueno!” (“That’s not good!”) and “Ay, Dios no me ama!” (“God doesn’t love me!”)’

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Jepp!


Without communications, all I control is my desk, and that is not a very lethal weapon."
Gen. T.S. Power, CINCSAC, May 1959

Re: Dieses Jahr neu im Kino

Wehe, wenn ich hinterher doch wieder rumschmähen muß!


‘In general, Bumblebee Man only speaks in simple, over-enounced Spanish sentences. His catchphrases of choice are typically “Ay, ay, ay, no me gusta!” (“I don’t like it!”), “Ay, ay, ay, no es bueno!” (“That’s not good!”) and “Ay, Dios no me ama!” (“God doesn’t love me!”)’

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Alda, ich schwör!


Without communications, all I control is my desk, and that is not a very lethal weapon."
Gen. T.S. Power, CINCSAC, May 1959