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Achtung, witzig

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drolliges Viech

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Wird ja auch Zeit, dass man sich mal gegen die Jäger wehrt

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6020264244416084639

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Einfach nur blöde

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Auch wenn es leider nur in englisch ist - ich finde es so schön, dass ich mal hier schreiben möchte:

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy
a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman
assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store
to see if it was empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse
and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these
excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could
no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.

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den kannte ich noch nicht

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Englische Witze verlieren sehr, wenn man die Pointe nicht versteht.

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er hat es sich, wie die nette apothekerin es ihm zuerst gezeigt hat , über den daumen gezogen

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Danke.

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Zitat: Wolf
Auch wenn es leider nur in englisch ist - ich finde es so schön, dass ich mal hier schreiben möchte:....da fällt mir diese blöde Geschichte ein,die man bekanntlich auf Parties und Hochzeiten vorliest:

Wie man einen Aal tötet
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...kennt das noch jemand ?? :-)


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